8.01.2014

OUTSIDE

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I could go outside today and then I would be outside it would be that easy I would put on my shoes and go outside and then I would be outside but one time when I put on my shoes and got my bicycle and went outside I went on a bicycle ride in the Gowanus Canal I really did this no no not in the Gowanus Canal but I told a man once that I went on a bicycle ride in the Gowanus Canal and he asked if I was swimming when I did it and I said no I only swim from ropes that hang from my ceiling so I can learn better for when I am outside and he said that I was an idiot which is true because I said in the Gowanus Canal when it wasn’t a bicycle ride in the Gowanus Canal it was a bicycle ride around the Gowanus Canal in Gowanus but not in the Canal but it’s too late because I ruined my brain it was perfect once it was perfect when I got it but I ruined it when I went outside and so I can’t go on a bicycle ride in Gowanus because of this and the next time I went on a bicycle ride it was through Park Slope riding up and down the hills and exercising outside I really did this

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